MITSEBISHI ARRIVES AT FAIRRE

100 inch screen and 12 monitors to be installed this week at all REN's Renaissance Faires!

REN's Parent Company, Blockbusted Events, (a wholly owned subsidiary of Mitsebishi Entertainment Corporation) announced that its new fabulous 100 inch screen will be installed on schedule this week. 12 monitors (little sisters) will be operational in all ale stands and Mc D's stands, along with the 100" screen, lovingly labeled "PLEASURE VISION". REN's says the programming will be electronically controlled by satellite from its command and control center (New York) - C.C.C.C. "The new screen will really put us all in the spirit of the Renaissance," said command and control center New York Spokesman 'Dick People'. "We will be able to focus in on every aspect of Fairre activity and share it." The Big Screen will give those in the arena a real close up look of what it was like to be a Knight on Horseback galloping into glory in the 16th Century. He also said the Remote Video Camera (R.V.C.) and its crew will be cutting into the Satellite feed when needed (and when approved, of course!). Highlights from California and other Step-Sister Fairres will be shown daily but the R.VU. (Remote Video Unit) will be able to stop the satellite feed and send directly onto Pleasure Vision and all 12 monitors. Marvelous! It's really incredible how hard C.C.C.C. has worked to get Forida 'up to snuff with the rest of the nation's 'sisterhood of Renaissance Fairres' (tie Dye clothing would have been in poor taste only a few years ago, and now look) -'change is always difficult for some to accept' says People. "They scorned me when I brought the Big PA. system from Chicago 7 years ago and now look. Some Guildmasters can't wait to get on the "BIG SCREEN", says Dick People, who adds, "Command and Control New York intends to bring REN's "Virtual Renaissance Reality" module to 'The Big West Coast' next year! Then things are really going to take off out there! Imagine yourself riding high in the saddle (English of course) with Errol Flynn and Olivia De Havilland. A lusty toast of ale with Alan Hale's Little John, or dueling it out with none other than Kevin Costner or Basil Rathbone. "Wow", says People, California is really coming into Renaissance Reality and nobody does it better than C.C.C.C., or its Parent REN, its wholly owned subsidiary Blockbusted Entertainment, Inc.! [Division of Mitsebishi U.S.A.]

FAMOUS CLYDESDALES HERE 4th OF JULY

Command and Control New York is pleased to inform its stockholders that the Famous Clydesdales from Budweiser will be making their annual Royal appearance on July 4. The Famous Clydesdales will carry Her Majesty to the 'Kodak Comer' for an unforgettable Royal Picture Taking Hour hosted by 'The King of Beers' and Kodak. A very special guest, "Sir Ronald McD" will be presented to Her Majesty and stockholders. Sir Ronald will introduce His new Elizabethan creation, the "Happy Elizabethan Meal".

McDONNELL'S BRINGS 'ELIZABETHAN BURGER' to FAIRRE

McDonnells Corporation of Chicago promises it will not destroy the spirit of the Fairre by advertising its New "Happy Elizabethan Burger" on Video Monitors around Fairre next year-"no more than is tasteful," says Sir Ronald. Happy Elizabethan Meals will be available this year but only at Mc'D' 1 and 2! As always, Friends of Fairre get 10% at 'Sir Ronald's' (but not at McD 1-6) for entire run of Fairre.

(Disclamer) This is pure fiction for your enjoyment with no real basis, yet.

Bob